Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the policelove a controlling white man like them
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).