Vagiano 

A slang word for a upper-class girl's vagina.

Me - "She looks nice, shall I ask for her number?"

BFF - "No, you haven't got any chance at getting in that vagiano"

Me - "F"

Vagiano by SenseiTJ2 December 13, 2017

vaginologist 

Person who has devoted at least 10,000 hours to the study of the human vagina.

The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.

Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.

vaginologist by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013

vaginormous 

n. Vast and cavernous, while warm and moist.

This huge tropical cave is vaginormous!

vaginormous by Whom December 8, 2004

vaginormous 

Extremely large, like an extremely large vagina.

Yes, we're actually in Methuen right now. Methuen's vaginormous.

vaginormous by hanswaterfaberge June 11, 2010

Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

vagian 

someone who only eats vagina. like a vegetarian doesn't eat meat or a vegan doesn't eat anything that is the product of an animal, a vagian doesn't eat anything that isn't fanny.

(at a restaurant)
waiter: what can i get you ma'am?
vagian: do you have a vagian menu?
waiter: of course. (hands menu)
vagian: umm, i'll have the whole roasted-vagina with the side plate of minge. thanks.

vagian by _BBYCKZ July 5, 2009

vaginophrenia 

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

vaginophrenia by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008