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Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.
You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!
caning by Pursuit Of Destiny July 9, 2010
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As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.
Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...
Caning by Dr. Kazoo August 8, 2010
What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.
Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later
The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.
My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”
Caning by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021
Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.
Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine
caning by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021

caning it 

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.
“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”
caning it by The canemaster January 6, 2018