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sza’s language cus that girl be speaking the whole enchantment table
sza: itsbenamnute ailawednl wdhopnleg

fiona: i love solana but tf is she even saying
adeola: u clearly dont know szanese and it shows but anyways
szanese by sophieandarcahouse July 10, 2021

Wolfstar Skanks 

An army of skanks assembled during the Shoebox Rereading Project. These badass people are Wolfstar shippers of the highest caliber and with the lowest levels of sanity. Can be found blogging on tumblr, skillfully impersonating the Marauders and co., weeping over fanfiction, doing ridiculous things on camera, or lurking the reread tinychat.
Look at the Wolfstar Skanks tag on tumblr. Just look at it, sitting there in all its revered glory.
Term to describe the way RnB singer SZA sings her songs. Her pronunciation of some lyrics is often so hard to understand that they sound like she's singing in a completely different language. One must search up the lyrics of the song she is singing to decipher what she is singing. Sometimes the words written don't line up with the words she is singing. Only SZA can perfectly sing songs performed by her.
SZA: Aiwailubanen waidopehleg wahnon-

Naomi: Huh? Nice song but what the hell is she saying?

Mari: Oh I'm not sure, she's speaking in Szanese again... Let's look up the lyrics. Oh turns out she was actually singing "It been a minute since I wil'd out, and it wide open. Like why? Why give a bum n*gga like three minutes?"

Naomi: Oh!
Szanese by STANTWTKNOWLEDGE October 19, 2021

shankshaw 

Derived from "Shawshank" (i.e. "The Shawshank Redemption"), shankshawing is the process of slowly chipping away at a person until the ultimate goal is achieved.

Said "goal" is usually the love/affection of a person who is already in a relationship. First you become their friend, their shoulder to lean on when times get tough with their partner, the person they share their secrets with - then when they suddenly become single, what do you know? You are now their #1 option. BAM - shankshaw'd.
- I think I want to date Billy.
- But he already has a girlfriend.
- Don't even worry about it...I'll start shankshawing now, and in about 6 months, he'll be mine.
shankshaw by PaulTheShark June 4, 2011

skankscuse 

When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014

Red-Haired Shanks 

Red-Haired Shanks is a character from the popular and ongoing manga series and anime, One Piece. He plays a significant role in the life of the protagonist, Monkey D. Luffy, as he is what fuels Luffy's dream of becoming the Pirate King.

This man is the coolest character to ever grace the One Piece universe, and I need to see more of him.
Person #1: Bruh, I adore Aokiji. Coolest guy ever.

Person #2: Are you kidding? Have you even READ/WATCHED One Piece? Red-Haired Shanks world domination, my dude.

Person #1: Dude, Aokiji can literally turn to ice. He's made of ice. He can make ice. He is the physical manifestation of "cool".

Person #2: bruh