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Having tweeted something really stupid. Stupidity in <132 characters.
You won't believe what idiocy (you-know-who) twitted today!
twitted by SirYbral April 18, 2018
To slam drinks and or bong beer, the (twitted) person gets drunk before anyone else.
My friend last night got so twitted, he was drunk before your third beer. He is so extreme, his pre-game is harder than you party.
twitted by rob1892 December 12, 2007

twitted your legs

when you can't talk on the phone in canada you've twitted your legs and ended up in the hospital for 3 days
It sucks you twitted your legs so you can only be in contact by email.
twitted your legs by Jfloydizzle December 29, 2010

Twitter user 

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real
911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.
passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).
"Let me add you on twitter.."
Twitter by F.E.Shoebash October 15, 2014

Twitter user 

Egotistical, arrogant, self centered people. Profit off of other peoples work, love clout, and try and act like they’re so positive but are so toxic and act like they know everything in the quote tweets. Oh, and they’re the biggest keyboard warriors you will ever see.
“I don’t really like super hero's, they’re not my taste”
Twitter user: YOU TASTELESS BUM, YOU’RE CLEARLY NOT FUN AT PARTIES AND STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE. ALSO RATIO XDXD
Btw i’m such an outgoing, open minded and positive PERSON! 🦋 ✨ 😁
Twitter user by SuperGoat636 December 14, 2021