hodome 

a place where the hos reign and make the rules

a whore house, a street corner, Bill Clinton's office, etc.

hodome by Bia 1 and Bia 2 September 22, 2003

homometer 

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

homometer by mcha June 6, 2007

Hoomer 

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

Hoomer by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

homoment 

the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they're gay, and they realize you're gay

Me and Jason were passionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me....we were having a homoment.

homoment by J-K April 14, 2006

Hoodmeister 

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.

Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.

Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

Hoodmeat 

That of or comparable to a large black penis.

He was packin' some serious hoodmeat!

Hoodmeat by d33 snuttz July 7, 2011

hoedometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

hoedometer by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010