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turdmenistan 

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.
I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.
turdmenistan by zaquax December 25, 2010

turdsmell 

turdsmell; slang; noun, 1. referring to a mid 1980's toyota tercel 4wd wagon 2. term of endearment for ones Toyota turdsmell wagon, 3. the smell that permeates off of ones turd.
I was broken hearted when my wife crashed my beloved turdsmell into the back of a honda civic.
turdsmell by turdsmell#2 January 6, 2011
A person who stans Turlough and Nardole from Doctor Who but denies it.
A person: You totally stan Turlough and Nardole!

A Turdole: No I don't!
Turdole by notthingyyy May 4, 2019

Turdmeric 

A spice loved by butt burglars
Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric
Turdmeric by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

turdometer 

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists
The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.
turdometer by turdmeister June 28, 2010

turdmeister 

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006