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A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"
Top Jonge by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014
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Hugo de Jonge 

A Dutch politician that is known for his sickness that kills 99,9% of the brain cells
Oh hey, is that Hugo de Jonge

Yeah, lets leave in case his brain cell sickness is contagious
Hugo de Jonge by SatoruGojo September 20, 2021

jughead jones 

Literally the hottest person ever, has a sad past, and underrated.
"Idk just he's from riverdale, Jughead jones."
jughead jones by Camtheswag May 24, 2017
The kpop rick roll. Instead of rick it Jonghyun
Pico: Damn it just got jjonged by channiechrischris
jjonged by K0NAKA February 12, 2021

Jughead Jones 

A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.
Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...

Kim Jonged

1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.

3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"

"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017