lizardism 

Cult or Religious following of the almighty and ever graceful Lizard.

"Man, that dude is hard into Lizardism."

"Yeah i am considering becoming a Lizardist."

lizardism by Viva La Lizard December 2, 2013

lot lizards 

Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.

Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?

lot lizards by dangerdanger77 August 23, 2006

Attack Of The Flying Lizards 

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

Attack Of The Flying Lizards by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

LizardSquad 

A large group of homosexual males that lives in their parents basement and think they are hackers because they can DDOS servers and copy/paste code.

These lonely homosexuals have started becoming noticed by the public after their "DDOS" attack on PSN and XBL; "they claimed"!

They also have some brain-damaged fans who encourage them to DDOS more servers and websites since they have nothing better to do in their lives.

An example of a nerdy quote from LizardSquad, "Microsoft props to you for giving us a challenge, good work. Sony, smh."

LizardSquad by Becausewhocares August 26, 2014

leaping lizards 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

leaping lizards by fishtoe July 4, 2011

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

Lizards tongue by shockin burt June 2, 2018

Lizardsquad 

A group of shitty hackers that still managed to do just enough to piss off more people in a month than the entirety of 4chan has since it's existence.

Lizardsquad aren't the best hackers, but they sure did piss off some over obsessive gamers.

Lizardsquad by Do I Smell Burning? January 14, 2015