Proctologist 

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

Proctologist by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003

Proctologist 

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

Proctologist by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Proctologist 

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

Proctologist by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

proctologist 

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

proctologist by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009

Proctologist 

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

Proctologist by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Proctologist 

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

Proctologist by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009

PROCTOLOGIST 

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

PROCTOLOGIST by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008