winnet 

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

winnet by Marty May 13, 2005

winnet 

Dried shit stuck to your arse ring

Barrie Houghton is a Winnet

winnet by Dangleberry May 13, 2005

Winnet 

The little poo brick that gets stuck in the eye of a penis after going to brown town

I rode the chocolate highway last night and ended up with a winnet!

Winnet by Melsey76 March 7, 2018

winnet 

1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair

1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot

winnet by Monkeyman_00 May 2, 2004

winnet 

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.

I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!

winnet by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

winnet 

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.

'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'

winnet by Ginge-o January 13, 2008

winnet 

dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper

the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs

winnet by bob2 May 28, 2003