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Also spelled as sweus, is pronounced swoos. A swoos is:

1)the pen-ultimate newb

2) one who consistently commits fouls such as spilling beer and cheating at beer pong

3)one who has a hankering to watch the gorilas fuck at the zoo
"Tom is a swoos because he cannot hold his boozes and is a light weight"
swoos by debrickshaw December 7, 2006
Related Words
A fool who seems to blow every chance he's ever had with a female
Paul Canty is an incredible swoos for dropping the ball yet again.
swoos by Dr. Philip Swoosenstein February 1, 2008
Swoos is a multipurpose word that can be used usually as a verb or an exclamation. As a verb it is the act of taking something in a similar fashion to yoinking or the act of applying a minor force to an object and willing it to go a certain distance, usually farther than such a force would propel it. As an exclamation, it is said upon doing such an act.
While playing Cards Against Humanity, Rick swoosed his card to the card czar at the other end of the table then swoosed a card from the top of the pile to restore his hand and said "Swoos!"
swoos by Flaming Pulsar January 26, 2019
Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!
I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!
Shoosh by Ascot1111 November 9, 2018

Shoosh Pap 

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down
My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.
Shoosh Pap by mybanana May 24, 2013
The splash or squirt from the popping of a bubble filled with a flavourful liquid
That popping boba skooshed like crazy
Skoosh by BobaBoy June 25, 2020