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Also spelled as sweus, is pronounced swoos. A swoos is:

1)the pen-ultimate newb

2) one who consistently commits fouls such as spilling beer and cheating at beer pong

3)one who has a hankering to watch the gorilas fuck at the zoo

"Tom is a swoos because he cannot hold his boozes and is a light weight"
by debrickshaw December 04, 2006
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A fool who seems to blow every chance he's ever had with a female
Paul Canty is an incredible swoos for dropping the ball yet again.
by Dr. Philip Swoosenstein February 01, 2008
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It can mean many different things

1. Can be used when you think someone or something is attractive.

2. Can be used when something is good.

3. Can be used when you don’t know what else to say.
1. “She is so swoos” or “you look swoos today
2. “I got a new phone!” “That’s swoos!”
3. Swoos
by Yurmomshouse January 13, 2019
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describes a person who is flakey and totally ditches their friends when everyone is hanging out. They seem to always flop the last minute and pull a no-show often without telling anyone.
-Dude, I don't think Aaron is coming over here.
-What? Damn, he's being hella swoo.
by Alcyre May 24, 2009
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Swoo is a expression to say when you get hyped.if you in a party somewhere and you dancing or whatever you can say swoo.GET LIT IS BASICALLY WHAT IT MEANS.
person 1:yooo this shit LITT like a bitch *dabbs* swoooo
by Keekee101 February 05, 2017
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when a boy is attempting to hit on a girl but has terrible english skills. he is probably trying to say a combination of "swoon" and to "woo" someone.
If I had enormous muscles, would you be "swooed?"

See that girl over there? I'm going to go "swoo" her with my heavenly charms.
by swooed December 04, 2009
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