swoos

Also spelled as sweus, is pronounced swoos. A swoos is:

1)the pen-ultimate newb

2) one who consistently commits fouls such as spilling beer and cheating at beer pong

3)one who has a hankering to watch the gorilas fuck at the zoo

"Tom is a swoos because he cannot hold his boozes and is a light weight"

by debrickshaw December 07, 2006