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Hipocrat 

One who believes that the country should not be run by conventional politicians, but rather by folks who cater to a very certain type of person... namely the poeple who consider themselves hipocrats. These people are marked by their becoming hopelessly intoxicated while digging life, jazz and jazz poetry. Large beards are widespread amongst those hipocrats who belong to the male spectrum.
When Dizzy ran for president, many hipocrats wrote him onto their voting ballots.
Hipocrat by "Beans" April 22, 2006
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Hipocrat 

A person that is unapologetically themselves
See that girl dancing front row by herself? She's totally a Hipocrat
Hipocrat by shielanator May 5, 2023

HYPOCRAT 

The hypocrats always preach about climate change and then hop on their private jet to spend the weekend in south of France
HYPOCRAT by Hahahahađź–• February 11, 2021

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.
1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.
Hippocrate by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippocratical 

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.
"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."
hippocratical by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

Hipocrite 

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.
She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.
Hipocrite by user7891 July 27, 2018

Hypocrat 

Democrats that say one thing and do another.
Al Gore is such a hypocrat. He preaches about carbon foot prints, global warming, and tells people to stop consuming so much, yet he flies in private jets, lives in a mansion that guzzles electricity, and drives in giant motorcades of SUVs.
Hypocrat by JQwon May 1, 2007