Centoni 

large gay man with a little dick and is hella tall. is a loser and likes to play with himself at school and hump any female in his path.

S: god that guy is such a centoni
K: Foshizzle

Centoni by xhollisterluv1045 February 20, 2009

centinipples 

Centinipples is a measurement of the nipples to distinguish how cold it is.

It’s 6 centinipples cold out you may want a jacket.

centinipples by Green guy May 4, 2018

Centownish 

Based on Centown, one of the biggest railway servers in the popular game Minecraft, centownish describes a railway line that has poor dwell time at stations (less than 10 seconds), high accelerations (higher than 4.3 kph/s for a heavy rail line), high fares for a medium distance (50$ for a 4km ride) and is unrealistic and roller coaster-like in general.

Yesterday, I rode this 2km line on Centown, it reached 300 km/h in 4 seconds and I got a $36 fare... So centownish.

Centownish by coinc1234 October 10, 2022

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

Cantoning by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

CUNTONIAN

Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)

Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.

CUNTONIAN by Brett R. August 16, 2006

Centonia 

A great person in general. A Godly female who is the best at everything she puts her mind to. She is also the best for romance. she loves to have fun and she is wifey material hands down. she is good with children and loves to laugh. if you have a Centonia, KEEP her and never let her go.

i have a Centonia and i will never let her go she caters to me and i love her for it

Centonia by sensationalover22 November 5, 2012

cuntonium 

Noun, An element made of pure cunt. This element is found within all who possess the cuntishness, cuntaceousness, cuntbaggery, and omni-cuntasticness found in all true cunts. Highly radioactive and definitely unstable.

"Jesus fucking Christ, she's running on pure Cuntonium power tonight."

cuntonium by WizardOfDaHood July 25, 2020