other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.
Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secrettape" and see for yourself.