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a petrocci is a very kind caring person. someone that you couldnt live one day without after meeting them. real down to earth but yet so goofy that you couldnt resist. has great friends&family around them. cute and attractive and always knows what to say.party animal but still a good person. loves their family to death and treats them with great respect. the kind of person you can do basically anything around and you wont be judged unless youre a strait up loser. the one youll miss when they arent right by your side. the one who will jam out to songs like usher's song OMG for hourss in the car. also loves to GTL it all day if they could. overall best friend you could ever ask for. besties forever&alwayss no matter what:)
You're at a party
me: yo where's shmalibear?
marcus: what the helll are you talking about?
me: alex you dipshit. this party isn't a party until there's a petrocci here!
petrocci by Shartowski January 17, 2011
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John Petrucci 

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

Petruccism 

A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.
I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.
Petruccism by Petruccist October 25, 2005

John Petrucci 

other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
John Petrucci by brayan gomez October 19, 2008

Petrucci 

Petrucci is the name of the guitarist of Dream Theatre, one of the fastest guitar players today. His solo tracks, whit or without the group, kick ass!
Petrucci has made one of the fastest solo on concert! Realy good shit!
Petrucci by avradjag February 15, 2006

John Petrucci 

Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.
John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.
John Petrucci by Euroboy July 24, 2008

John Petrucci 

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.
John Petrucci by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009
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