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C/C++ Programming language fanboy. Cniles code exclusively in C/C++ and refuse to even try anything else. Examples of Cniles include Linus Torvalds and Theo de Raadt.
1:
Cnile: Rust lang sucks!
Rust programmer: And your language sucks harder!
Cnile: Memory unsafety is caused by amateur mistakes only. Rust is a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
Rust programmer: Says the beginner who only has coded fizzbuzz in C.

2:
Cnile: Oops, my yes program segfaulted again! I forgot to allocate memory for the new string.
Rust programmer: Fortunately my Rust version of your program has 70% less LOC, does everything your program does, and never segfaults.
Cnile: Enjoy your abstracted black box.
Cnile by Chexier October 8, 2020
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A Cnile is someone who obsessively uses the C programming language (sometimes C++ as well) and dismisses any other languages. Cniles will get offended if you even slightly imply that they should learn or use a new language. If you wanna make them really angry, suggest them the possibility of the C language getting replaced in the future by a newer and better language.
Coder 1: I'm gonna learn the Rust programming language.
Coder 2: No, don't use Rust! C is all you need!
Coder 1: Shut up Cnile.
Cnile by smart korean July 21, 2021
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Gaelic name for "Beautiful Girl." Cai is the term for beauty that is both physical and spiritual, unlike álainn, which just means physical beauty. Leen means little girl or small child.

In Irish folklore, the name Caileen has been used to represent a girl who is greatly unaware of her own worth. She is beautiful and kind but unaware of it, often helping and befriending people of a "lesser status".
Eric: If I ask her out, do you think she'll say yes?
Bri: It's Caileen we're talking about! She'll probably say yes and be shocked why you would even want to go out with her!
Eric: Are you kidding me? She's beautiful.
Bri: Try telling her that...
Caileen by happy2help13 March 28, 2013

Um, chile anyways so.... 

Nicki Minaj was the one who came up with this statement. Basically when somebody says something irrelevant or weird you can use this to pretend you didn't see it.
Sarah: Thats why yo momma dead-

Ashley: ._. Um, chile anyways so.......

Chile Surprise 

When you walk into the women's restroom to a stall and find urine or poop with period blood in the toilet unflushed.
Person #1: Ewww! Theres a Chile Surprise in this stall!

Person #2:Hey, she walked into a chile surprise! Haha.

Person #3: Its always funny when it happens to someone else.

Chile terms 

Chile terms is the bastardised version of AAVE
also known as children terms, chile terminology, child termination
person1: what are those wig things you guys say
person2: what
person1: chile terms
person3: chile terms 😜
Chile terms by urban_roar November 29, 2021

Chile Please 

When a person has said enough, and you don’t want to hear any more.

Originated from the phrase 'child please', but implies a southern dialect has been applied.
There are so many rumors about the new president, chile please!
Chile Please by K.J.Steezy February 21, 2012