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C/C++ Programming language fanboy. Cniles code exclusively in C/C++ and refuse to even try anything else. Examples of Cniles include Linus Torvalds and Theo de Raadt.
1:
Cnile: Rust lang sucks!
Rust programmer: And your language sucks harder!
Cnile: Memory unsafety is caused by amateur mistakes only. Rust is a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
Rust programmer: Says the beginner who only has coded fizzbuzz in C.
2:
Cnile: Oops, my yes program segfaulted again! I forgot to allocate memory for the new string.
Rust programmer: Fortunately my Rust version of your program has 70% less LOC, does everything your program does, and never segfaults.
Cnile: Enjoy your abstracted black box.
Cnile: Rust lang sucks!
Rust programmer: And your language sucks harder!
Cnile: Memory unsafety is caused by amateur mistakes only. Rust is a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
Rust programmer: Says the beginner who only has coded fizzbuzz in C.
2:
Cnile: Oops, my yes program segfaulted again! I forgot to allocate memory for the new string.
Rust programmer: Fortunately my Rust version of your program has 70% less LOC, does everything your program does, and never segfaults.
Cnile: Enjoy your abstracted black box.
by Chexier October 8, 2020
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