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Cerberus Lick 

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.
Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
Cerberus Lick by Black Konda January 17, 2022
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Cerberus 

An organisation in the Mass Effect Universe. Known for it's anti-alien and supposedly pro-human policies. Headed by an individual known only as The Illusive Man (real name Jack Harper).

It claims to promote purely human interests to give Humanity it's "Rightful" place in the galaxy. Also termed a Human Supremacist organisation. Is infamous for terrorism on a galactic scale against all non-humans as well as for unethical scientific experiments and dangerous research.

Cerberus supports the principle that any methods of advancing humanity's ascension are entirely justified, including illegal or dangerous experimentation, terrorist activities, sabotage and assassination. Cerberus operatives accept that these methods are brutal, but believe history will vindicate them.

Cerberus is one of the many enemies the player will face when playing the first and third games in the Mass Effect series. Curiously, they aid the player in the second game.

This organistaion maintains it's secrecy through a number of fronts, including political parties, aerospace industries, electronics corporations, charitable interests, etc. to cover up it's more questionable activities. Is believed to be enormously well-funded, normally through these front corporations as well as from wealthy human benefactors sympathetic to it's ideals.

They are easily recognizable by their white-yellow-black armour and uniforms, as well as their diamond-like logo.
- "Cerberus IS humanity! Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human!" = The Illusive Man
- "Our goal is the advancement and preservation of humanity. Nothing more, nothing less." = Miranda Lawson, Cerberus Officer
- "Earth first!" - Terra Firma Party, a front organisation for Cerberus
- "I need a better reason than 'It has scales' to go kill something." - Unknown Human criticizing Cerberus methods
Cerberus by Logical Fellow May 22, 2013

Cerberus 

The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
Fear the wrath of Cerberus.
Cerberus by 13 March 26, 2003
A lazy and miserable Canadian who lives their shameful life by abusing the C.E.R.B. (Canada Emergency Relief Benefit) fund that the Government of Canada has “gifted” by giving them a $2000 a month income, but still complains that it isn’t “enough” for their living expenses.
John: $1000 for rent, $500 for utilities and $500 for food, Man I can’t get buy any weed with that money, eh? Sorry to complain, eh?

Susan: I’m sorry but you are such as a Cerbian, John!. Sorry for that, eh?
Cerbian by RandomMandom July 9, 2020

Cerb goblin 

Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.
"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"

"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".
Cerb goblin by skarleetch January 28, 2021
Something of any type that one can fruck up.

Often but not limited to a curb, club, or concert.
“Only the hottest girls hit clerbs”
Clerb by Lerob05 October 25, 2023