Mullenial

An extremely privileged individual with unusually pale skin that spouts unsolicited and uneducated feedback on any and every subject that is brought up.

I turned on the Hawkeye football game and one minute into the first quarter this albino kept saying they “sucked”. I just looked at him, shook my head, and said what a Mullenial

Mullenial by Congaflats October 25, 2019

Millennial Plans 

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment

Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans

Millennial Plans by rtalati January 17, 2022

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

Millennialtrash 

An extremely attractive male that owns a pet rat.

Ugh, he's so hot but he's also a millennialtrash

Millennialtrash by Whale Shark Is mentally okay October 3, 2021

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018

Millennial 

1. A generation for people born between 1980 and 2000, Millennials mainly grew up with arguments over who was the best Friends Character and wearing Jordans.
2. An insult used by old people or boomers that are mad they aren't keeping up with the times

1. Jen: "Hey Mel! Are you a Millennial?"
Mel: "Yes Jen, I was born in 1994, so I am a millennial"
2. Bernie: "These Damn Millennials on their skateboard with portable home phones and snappychat! Back in my day i had to work in the mines at 12 to provide wheat for my family! They know nothing about hardships!"

Millennial by the hecks and fricks police August 30, 2021

Golden Millennial 

A senior citizen who is glued to their cell phone, usually reading news or scrolling through Facebook.

Come on, Grandpa, put your phone down...you’re such a Golden Millennial!

Golden Millennial by DressageKat January 6, 2020