Congaflats's definitions

Weremullen

An extremely rare and docile albino wolf of Irish decent typically found hanging in the shadows of the desert southwest.

I found a weremullen digging in my trash looking for beef jerky scraps.

by Congaflats July 29, 2016

Pulling a Lettmann

When an acquaintance travels a long distance to specifically visit you and you “forget” you have a work meeting 1000 miles away, subsequently forcing said acquaintance to stay with with remotely related foreign cousins in a shitty neighborhood.

I flew all the way from Singapore to visit my buddy Jason, but turns out he was Pulling a Lettmann and was in Boston when I arrived. Instead I was forced to stay in Oakland with my 1/8 cousin from a Vietnam who kept stroking my fro.

by Congaflats February 19, 2019

Mullenial

An extremely privileged individual with unusually pale skin that spouts unsolicited and uneducated feedback on any and every subject that is brought up.

I turned on the Hawkeye football game and one minute into the first quarter this albino kept saying they “sucked”. I just looked at him, shook my head, and said what a Mullenial

by Congaflats October 25, 2019