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Face Points

Points that one receives when he or she shows up at a place and gets noticed.

Pertains particularly to people come back to an area where they used to live/be/roam. Such as a college student coming back to the area were they went to high school
Dude I got mad face points at the gym today.

Lets go to the dinner there might be some high school chicks there, we could get some face points.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and nobody was there, major face point disappointment.
Face Points by Bjamss2011 June 11, 2011
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stevens point face mask 

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff
Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF) 

An angry, scowleding woman that presents as overtly militant and opinionated at all times. Native to work place, the PNPF thrives off of political correctness and ensuring all rules are abided by despite them having no known authority or power. The PNPF is a product of two Karen's mating and producing a demon spawn that would make Satan himself very proud. Despite human like appearance, one must be carful and on high alert at all times when within 15 feet of the PNPF, as they most certainly want you dead. You will know you are in the presence of a PNPF if you pick up on the aroma of disappointment expelled by others when the PNPF enters the room. Another sign that a PNPF is amoung you is the desire to want to physically recoil and/or disappear immediately when the PNPF makes eye contact with you. This urge may at times become so strong you will find yourself chewing off your own appendages so that there is less of you exposed to this species. At other times group exposure to the PNPF will create a panic similar to that which was seen in the movie Bird Box when blind folds were removed.
"Dude did you see the new Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF) they hired in sales? She began talking to me about the oil crisis and suddenly I found myself drinking bleach in an attempt to dissolve my own body from the inside out"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026