Choffer
A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.
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chifferobe
A closet-like piece of furniture that combines a long space for hanging clothes (that is, a wardrobe or armoire) with a chest of drawers. Chifferobes were first advertised in the 1908 Sears, Roebuck Catalogue, which described them as "a modern invention, having been in use only a short time." The term itself is a portmanteau of the words chiffonier and wardrobe. It is used in the United States, primarily in the southern portion of the country, and in Cuba. Pronounced shif-uh-rohb or shif-rohb. In Spanish as "chief-o-robay."
The word "chifferobe" appears frequently in Harper Lee's novel To Kill a Mockingbird. Tom Robinson "busts up a chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell, which her father uses as kindling.
chifferobe by Southern mama September 24, 2011
Monkey Chuffer
After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
Choffee
Can you get me a choffee please