Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

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Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

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Gnarfankle

A mythical creature resembling a troll that has orange/ purple hair, green skin, a five o clock shadow and in some cases, a mullet. The species range from 2-114 ft. tall and if you look them in the face, you will throw up. They brandish swords and other medieval weapons and are driven by an evil impulse to destroy all that is good.

That Gnarfankle stole my sandwich.

Gnarfankle by Q tip May 30, 2006

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