Spadling 

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

Spadling by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011

Brayden Spradling 

Daddy

He is Brayden Spradling

Brayden Spradling by DaddyWaddyPaddyBaddy March 8, 2021

spanling slip

a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.

muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."

buffy- "yeah."

spanling slip by robyn cason January 19, 2008

brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

Shadlings

A term to call close friends made at Shad Valley.

Shadlings = a combination of Shads + darling .

I miss my shadlings.

Shadlings by ScootieZ October 13, 2007

David Spading 

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.

When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.

David Spading by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020