WordClown

WordClown: -noun. 1. A person who unwittingly entertains others thru what they (alone) believe to be cleverly deceptive syntax. They often mistakenly assume themselves to be quite sophisticated, scholarly or brilliant--not suspecting that others are laughing at their buffoonery. 2. A faux-intellectual or laughably inept "expert" who inadvertently provides entertainment by using words as if they were loudly beeped out of a clown's squeeze-horn. 3. One who pathetically attempts to defend the indefensible by distracting everyone with a word-juggling act worthy of a clown.

WordClownism is a disease that is triggered by fact-finding or whistleblowing, at which time the WordClown immediately begins spinning, twisting or otherwise torturing the truth in a frantic effort to keep it hidden. Their desperation is so great that they begin spewing non-sensical words, framed with much gravitas--which only heightens the hilarity.

WordClown by HelluvaHoax! October 16, 2011

wordcount 

A tool to make your efforts and time instantly feel worthless, in under 1 second

Well the essay was going well until I checked my wordcount and found i was less than halfway through.

wordcount by MajorGayer May 6, 2010

whoreclown 

Adjective
1. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of an obviously extravagant or gaudy individual.
2. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of a person who is both a whore and a clown.

My babysitter used to dress up as a princess and we would play tea-party, naked. In retrospect I know now that he is a molesting whoreclown faggot.

whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008

whoreclown 

Noun
1. A person whose mannerisms and/or garb are similar to that of whores and clowns.
2. A person who works both in the clowning and whoring industries.

My old babysitter, the whoreclown, used to make balloon animals to help me go to sleep at night. This one time she put a balloon snake up my butt.

whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008