wordcount 

A tool to make your efforts and time instantly feel worthless, in under 1 second

Well the essay was going well until I checked my wordcount and found i was less than halfway through.

wordcount by MajorGayer May 6, 2010

wordpounds 

The relative weight of your words.

"you know Tina tallks alot, but there are very few wordpounds in what she's saying", It's like 'more bullshit-less wordpounds'."

wordpounds by Ambidextrawordist October 30, 2011

wordnounoudie 

y cvt

wordnounoudie

wordnounoudie by N0 u March 25, 2021

wormcunt 

When you come across an individual that has a tape worm infection in there vagina.

Sorry fuckface I caught a case of wormcunt. Your being a little bit of a worm cunt right now fuckface. Gordon Ramsay and I ate out a bit here with wormcunt

wormcunt by Wormyth March 10, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019