botarded 

(adjective) Showing phenomenally poor qualities; especially intelligence, taste, or character; lacking any redeeming features whatsoever.

guy: "Haha, look -- this flier says 'Apply today for positions in biotch!"
girl: "That's bio-tech, you idiot. How can you be so botarded?"

botarded by j² January 13, 2006

Botarded 

A derogatory term used as a form of retarded yet somewhat more retarded than usual. Word derived from the show "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo" which was a show on cartoon network. If you look at the wiki on bo AKA (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) you will most likely see why this term is used.

This movie is Botarded

Botarded by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Expert November 4, 2010

Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

Card boarded by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

bore-boarded 

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

bore-boarded by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

cock boarded 

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

cock boarded by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

boytarded 

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

boytarded by Chancellor October 2, 2007