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shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.
United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.
shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitster 

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".
Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!
shitster by jim October 3, 2003

shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.
Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.
shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

Shitster 

A person/parody account who repeatedly uses an extremely unfunny joke that typically follows a characteristic and predictable pattern.
Person 1 (The Shitster): *Continuously sends the same image that is five months old*

Person 2: I think god should kill you.
Shitster by PugMaster2 August 30, 2023

shitster 

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.
He's an obnoxious shitster
shitster by Word Madman March 28, 2019

shitsterbate 

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.
shitsterbate by james___ March 20, 2008