Porkey 

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

Porkey by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

porkey 

little choad or a very tinny dick,wang,ect.

linda said. "billy has a porkey."

porkey by kilo230 April 4, 2006

Porkey 

A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.

Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!

Porkey by UwU big pot February 2, 2020

Porkey 

A sharp object that pokes

I walked through a rose bush, the thorns were very porkey… or…. That knife is very porkey

Porkey by LaDemRat July 6, 2023

Porkey Pigging 

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

Porkey Pigging by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.

Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!

Porkey Pig by devotron9000 May 8, 2009

porkey pigging it 

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

porkey pigging it by dadx5 February 23, 2014