destruct 

(verb) Similar to destroy, except much more painful.

I will destruct you!!!!!

destruct by Bob882 October 21, 2004

destruct-o-dating 

When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."

Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.

Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"

"Why did you date mongoose?"

"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."

destruct-o-dating by henry prefect December 1, 2006

Destruct-a-Buck 

The act of driving around in broad daylight in search of deer, or bucks, and then striking them with your car in the middle of the road, effectively killing the animal. Then indulging yourself and your partner to some hardcore anal sex over the dead animal and whilst on the road. Commonly during the act, partners use brute force on their partner and the corpse alike, but remember, NO FUCKING THE DEER. That's beastiality and gross.

Tom Cruise - Hey Eric, wanna go Destruct-a-Buck?

Eric Cartman - No, sorry brah, I got caught last time on account of me FUCKING the deer

Tom Cruise - What the hell is wrong with you

Destruct-a-Buck by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017

Destruct-owned! 

A use of ownage aiming towards or from Destructoid.com.

Destructoid puts up a leaked movie. Only having to pull it down an hour later. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

When asking a very large people what's better, Destructoid or Joystiq, and most of the people say Destructoid. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

Destruct-owned! by Archie Bunker58585 February 3, 2007

Mr. Self Destruct 

1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.

2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.

1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...

2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).

Mr. Self Destruct by Fitoflaughter December 9, 2008

Before I Self Destruct 

5th studio album by 50 Cent set to be released 9th February 2009. Features the single "Get Up".

"Before I Self Destruct, Motherfucka," - 50 Cent on exclusive "50 For President" track.

Before I Self Destruct by iconmike2008 December 19, 2008

auto destruct 

A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.

Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.

Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.

Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.

auto destruct by anonymous November 4, 2004