Waste Bate

If a man has an erection and he's about to go somewhere where the erection would be inappropriate, he will masturbate to get rid of the erection before he leaves.

Tom: Damn, that girl's hot
Mark: Hell yeah she is
Tom: Man she makes me hard, how are you not?
Mark: I waste bated before I left home so my mom wouldn't see my boner.

Waste Bate by BOOBYBOUNCER June 7, 2011

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wastewater Yeti

An oversized unintelligent Olive Garden server who is employed as an operator trainee, displaying unfounded confidence and lacking the basic understanding of responsibility. The Wastewater Yeti refuses to accept her status as an entry level employee.

1. Did you hear the Wastewater Yeti? She’s about as sharp as a marble!

2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.

3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!

5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!

Wastewater Yeti by ambrosia23412 August 24, 2018

wastegate wanker 

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.

"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."

wastegate wanker by Adam May 13, 2005

Wastegate Flutter

when your at full boost with your turbo charged vehicle and you let off and your turbo makes a orgasmic sound

my god listen to that dirty wastegate flutter “BRAAAAAP stututu”

Wastegate Flutter by dirtymax 69 May 21, 2018

wastegate wanker 

Someone with a piss-fart 4 cylinder turbo charged car that drives around the roads at night time revving the tits off them, hoping somebody will notice them. Often involves driving 'round and 'round the same block or circuit numerous times hoping for someone to think they are cool.

This is usually due to lack of penis size and engine cubic inches.

There goes another wastegate wanker.

wastegate wanker by GravelRash November 17, 2003