The Literature 

Contains the ancient teachings of abstaining from activities that deplete your body of it's life essence. Ex: Masturbation and Sex.

Man 1: Hey bro have you been reading the literature?

Man 2: Nah, I wack it ten times a week.
Man 1: You should really read the literature and retain that life essence of yours.

The Literature by Krunkarot July 13, 2021

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In The End Of The Laundry Bin, In The Back Of THe Bus' Literature Is My Grin<

In The End Of The Laundry Bin, In The Back Of THe Bus' Literature Is My Grin<

In The End Of The Laundry Bin, In The Back Of THe Bus' Literature Is My Grin< by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

The Norton Anthology of American Literature 

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.

Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.

The Norton Anthology of American Literature by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008