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Man who lost his leg in a car accident and so put his immensely large penis in place of it. Continually getting into fights when he gets aroused (that's when the "kicking" begins).
Here he comes, walking down the street. Gets the funniest looks from everyone he meets. It's Maccom.
maccom by ...yes March 3, 2005
a guy with rare flavor in music
I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all
Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020
A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him
This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart
Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019
A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets
Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019
A tough ass nigga who beats the fuck out of everyone who talks shit in school
“I told Malcom I fucked his mom last night... I ended up loosing my tooth”
Malcom by NinjasCamper April 22, 2019