Dickmas 

The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.

I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵

Dickmas by Butt Sluts February 1, 2018

Dickmas 

Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.

Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!

Dickmas by Greg_Zepplin June 4, 2011

Dickmas 

Holiday event happens at the same time as Christmas December 23-25th. Men offer dick pics or nudes to others that request them as Dickmas presents.

1- Merry Dickmas, send nudes.
2- Sure thing, Merry Dickmas to you too and Happy Ball-a-days.

Dickmas by Dickmas Elf December 25, 2016

Dickmas 

When your counting down to a Dick Appointment/sex

Can’t wait to see Joe in two weeks for Dickmass

Dickmas by Jodi Ku August 8, 2019

Dickmas 

Christmas for dicks

Are you celebratic Dickmas this year?

Dickmas by JUSTBLUE December 2, 2020

dickmas 

the season of all fucking

merry dickmas u horny people go fuck

dickmas by yoboitexas December 18, 2021

Dickmas 

That special time of year for the sluts and baddies all over the world.

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

Dickmas by 🎀超絶最かわ 🎀てんしちゃん December 11, 2024