A male or female who performs oral sex on men with the specific goal of earning the man's cum. True cumlovers view getting a load of cum shot in their mouth as a reward for giving a good blowjob. True cumlovers always swallow.
Shawn must be a real cumlover. He sucked off every guy at the party and swallowed every drop of cum.
A friend that you have a crush on, and you have told eachother you love one another. But the other person thinks you mean in a sibling kind of way, but you mean it in a dating kind of way. This person is a really good friend, but not a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Hes my crushlover. I told him I loved him he said he loved me too like I was his sister, but I like him more than that.
A term used to describe the conversation between two people who say almost nothing but cuss words
Tony: "Hey Eddy. Can you believe this f***ing guy?! I f***ing told that b**** Joey to put the f***ing money in the f***ing bag and that pr*** just f**ing looked at me like I had three f***ing heads or some sh**. I swear to f***ing God I hate that f***ing punk.
Eddy: "I couldn't understand a f***ing word of that sh** with all those f***ing bleeps!"
Michelle: " OMG. Those guys a having such a cussversation over there!"
When a man wakes up to another man masturbating while jerking off the newly awoken man. Best performed after perfection of multiple-handed shakeweighting.
Walker awoke to Ken, who was vigorously performing the Clive Cussler.