Octapa 

An individual of 1/8 Asian heritage or equivalent. This could also include someone of 1/8 Pacific Islander heritage.

"Savannah is so pretty! What is her ethnicity anyway?"
"Savannah is 1/8 Japanese and the rest is a mix of different white ethnicities, She is an Octapa and identifies as mixed."

Octapa by Octapa123 October 16, 2020

Octavarium 

A. a series of events or actions that will continue forever

B. the latest masterpiece from Prog. Metal gods Dream Theater

Trapped Inside this Octavarium

Octavarium by TheSleeper October 22, 2006

Octavarium 

The new masterpiece from geniuses, Dream Theater, due out June 7th, 2005.

If God was a band, He would be Dream Theater.

Octavarium by Bombinic March 23, 2005

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

Octaphilia 

The perverse desire to emulate fashion, hair and music from the 1980's despite severe social criticisms for doing so.

"Patty what are you doing? The big shoulder pads, the big sometimes blue or green hair? What's up with your boyfriend too with the eyeliner? Don't you see that people are laughing at you?"

"Well my boyfriend still likes Boy George and Wham and I still like Pat Benatar and Dynasty and I think that blue hair is my best color. Get with it Suzie."

"Get with it?!!!! I hated that stuff even then! Your octaphilia is out of control!"

Octaphilia by Cirdellin January 4, 2010

octavarium 

an orgasm for your ears

o man Octavarium is so good

octavarium by bobo_the_hobo June 16, 2005

octupako 

An Octupako is an Otaku that watches anime that contains excessive amounts of tentacle rape scenes.

Ming is such an Octupako, I heard he gets off to that one scene where the girl gets molested by an Octopus.

octupako by GeeGeeNoRe January 6, 2014