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Universal Human Relevance System. Only part of the site known as Clickworker where you can make any money. Once the much better and higher-paying version of MTurk, the horrific site run by Amazon where they pay you exactly two cents to outline a license plate that will take you twenty minutes.

Since the site's been flooded by more online workers, some of the quality of the hits has since gone down. Known frustrating errors include: hits with unfair spam checks, hits with no spam checks at all, impossible hits, oddly easy hits, confusing hits, and ACTUALLY GOOD HI - oh no, you blinked! It's gone in ten-and-a-half seconds mysteriously!
However, that won't stop desperate young people like this author from pursuing them herself.
Poor Millennial At Home: Hey! Did you see that new hit on UHRS today called Question-Answering-Duplicate-Relevance-Query? It pays EIGHT cents a hit!
Poor Millennial's Friend: Yeah, but it's broken. There are unfair spam checks.
Poor Millennial At Home: Damn. Well, I'll work on it anyway, report it, and then get banned. Maybe the nonexistent team who receives these reports will be back from their five-year break at the vending machine.
uhrs by user_1997 July 17, 2017
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Uhrschnösler 

|'Owr "Shno͞os ler| NOUN (pl. -s) informal

a man prone to pretentious or affected display, esp. when such display reveals feminine tendencies

• archaic: a man drinking any cocktail composed of several fruit juices and containing no alcohol

ORIGIN late Middle English : from Middle Low German and Middle Dutch
EXAMPLE 1:

Timothy: "I spent all weekend yachting on my yacht, which was fabulous, but the sea air really ruins my complexion. That's why I always get an algo seaweed facial afterwards."

Brad: "Tim, you're a fucking Uhrschnösler."

EXAMPLE 2:

Bartender: What'll it be, guys?

Brian: I'll have a beer.

Brad: One for me, too.

Timothy: "Ummm, I think I'll go with the virgin White Strawberry Margarita. Oh wait! The Coconut Kiss sounds yummy!"

Brad: "Tim, you're a fucking Uhrschnösler."
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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026