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Universal Human Relevance System. Only part of the site known as Clickworker where you can make any money. Once the much better and higher-paying version of MTurk, the horrific site run by Amazon where they pay you exactly two cents to outline a license plate that will take you twenty minutes.

Since the site's been flooded by more online workers, some of the quality of the hits has since gone down. Known frustrating errors include: hits with unfair spam checks, hits with no spam checks at all, impossible hits, oddly easy hits, confusing hits, and ACTUALLY GOOD HI - oh no, you blinked! It's gone in ten-and-a-half seconds mysteriously!
However, that won't stop desperate young people like this author from pursuing them herself.
Poor Millennial At Home: Hey! Did you see that new hit on UHRS today called Question-Answering-Duplicate-Relevance-Query? It pays EIGHT cents a hit!
Poor Millennial's Friend: Yeah, but it's broken. There are unfair spam checks.
Poor Millennial At Home: Damn. Well, I'll work on it anyway, report it, and then get banned. Maybe the nonexistent team who receives these reports will be back from their five-year break at the vending machine.
uhrs by user_1997 July 17, 2017
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Uhrschnösler 

|'Owr "Shno͞os ler| NOUN (pl. -s) informal

a man prone to pretentious or affected display, esp. when such display reveals feminine tendencies

• archaic: a man drinking any cocktail composed of several fruit juices and containing no alcohol

ORIGIN late Middle English : from Middle Low German and Middle Dutch
EXAMPLE 1:

Timothy: "I spent all weekend yachting on my yacht, which was fabulous, but the sea air really ruins my complexion. That's why I always get an algo seaweed facial afterwards."

Brad: "Tim, you're a fucking Uhrschnösler."

EXAMPLE 2:

Bartender: What'll it be, guys?

Brian: I'll have a beer.

Brad: One for me, too.

Timothy: "Ummm, I think I'll go with the virgin White Strawberry Margarita. Oh wait! The Coconut Kiss sounds yummy!"

Brad: "Tim, you're a fucking Uhrschnösler."
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