Maytagate 

Inexplicably, ever since man has worn socks and Maytag has made washers and dryers, socks have mysteriously disappeared in the mix. Now we have a name for this phenomena!

Damn! I just took the clothes out of the dryer and I'm missing a blue, a black, an argyle, and a white tube sock. Looks like another Maytagate.

Maytagate by slikrok April 12, 2009

matagape

To leer at an inebriated woman in a manner causing her to hit you.

This black eye will teach me not to matagape.

matagape by waraw August 24, 2004

mastacate 

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

mayogater 

twitter definition: if you are a mayo gater you don’t believe that hen actually ate mayo

tumblr definition: if you are a mayo gater you believe that hen ate the mayo

"I'm a mayogater HEN SO ATE THE MAYO"

"NO SHE DIDNT"

mayogater by kadey wadey November 30, 2020

maytagged 

Kayaking term for getting thrashed around in a large hydraulic (whirlpool, hole or breaking wave).

I dropped into Albert's Falls too far river-left and got totally Maytagged in that keeper hole.

maytagged by Flyin' Brian September 17, 2005

Mathgate 

A scandal that erupted in the United States in 2009 when reports of jobs saved or created by President Barack Obama's stimulus plan came into question.

When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.

As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.

Some government worker (GW): "Thank god for the stimulus plan, or I would have been fired."

Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"

GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"

SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."

Mathgate by Creative Destruction November 27, 2009