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poopularity contest 

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.
thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.
poopability by calama February 6, 2017

Poopalarity 

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10
John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.
Poopalarity by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

pooptality 

When a person is so stupid all the time and can never get anything right. If they are more stupid than the word “stupid”, you use this.
God Karen, sometimes you act like such a pooptality it annoys me!
pooptality by roblox player June 29, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026