Lert

The correct way to ask someone if they are coming yet

“No lert.” Bruno stated
“Are you coming yet..?”

Lert by 407Lobsta February 19, 2023

lert

(n) A small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings.

You must be a lert.
To be a lert you must be constantly aware of the things around you.

lert by Anonymous June 27, 2003

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To be in a state of "lert" is when your in the mood to basically fuck shit up.

When you are "lert" there is the constant feeling that nothing will satisfy you but a good time, seeking and pleasuring hot women or partaking in copious amounts of questionable activity frowned upon by most cultures (yes like masturbating in airplanes or doing lots of hard drugs).

Lert and fuck go hand in hand.

Jesus once said: Fuck bitches, Get Lert.

Fuck this history exam I'm feeling lert as fuck.

Boss #1: Man I could go some pussy, alcohol, fast cars, drugs, fights, parties, boats, hoes and some fucking chinese food...

Boss #2: Me too. Lets get fucking lert.

lert by duckfuckingsauce October 1, 2010

Lert

A person who, for no medical reason, but merely wilful ignorance, lacks the intellectual capacity to make good decisions.

Don't talk politics with Joan, she is a complete lert.

Lert by Ambisonix May 15, 2020

Lert

A child (most commonly a boy) between the ages of 7 to 12 who acts obnoxiously. They possess no verbal filter nor inside voice.

Remember when Michael kicked Elijah in the nuts? He was such a lert back then.

Lert by MrC_2005 January 9, 2022

Lert

Alert af. Being in a state of constant focus and awareness of surroundings.

Owen was lert af during that AP test today.

Lert by Lertleah2k17 April 10, 2017

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the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.

After being struck, Myrtle was lert.

It sucks to be lert.

lert by Peruvian Hairless March 7, 2008