1 definition by duckfuckingsauce
To be in a state of "lert" is when your in the mood to basically fuck shit up.
When you are "lert" there is the constant feeling that nothing will satisfy you but a good time, seeking and pleasuring hot women or partaking in copious amounts of questionable activity frowned upon by most cultures (yes like masturbating in airplanes or doing lots of hard drugs).
Lert and fuck go hand in hand.
Jesus once said: Fuck bitches, Get Lert.
When you are "lert" there is the constant feeling that nothing will satisfy you but a good time, seeking and pleasuring hot women or partaking in copious amounts of questionable activity frowned upon by most cultures (yes like masturbating in airplanes or doing lots of hard drugs).
Lert and fuck go hand in hand.
Jesus once said: Fuck bitches, Get Lert.
Fuck this history exam I'm feeling lert as fuck.
Boss #1: Man I could go some pussy, alcohol, fast cars, drugs, fights, parties, boats, hoes and some fucking chinese food...
Boss #2: Me too. Lets get fucking lert.
Boss #1: Man I could go some pussy, alcohol, fast cars, drugs, fights, parties, boats, hoes and some fucking chinese food...
Boss #2: Me too. Lets get fucking lert.
by duckfuckingsauce September 30, 2010