oculitis

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

oculitis by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

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Oculitis

When a nerve from your eye crosses with a nerve from your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Did you hear about Steve? His spouse gave him a terrible case of Oculitis.

Oculitis by hibbitydibbity July 6, 2022

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oculitis

Something that is unpleasant to the sight. An eyesore.

The new building on Cooper Square really is an oculitis.

oculitis by 4n6labs December 10, 2015

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Oculitis

Hyperfocus on a specific aspect of a project.

While organizing the cabinets, I lost steam after getting oculitis on how the sheets were folded.

Oculitis by Bosemann April 27, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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