A Corona is a disease made in a secret government lab which is now a pandemic. How do we cure a corona? Bleach and harsh light said a qualified doctor who lives in the White house.
Guy1: Oh shit I got the corona Guy2: Here rub this bleach in ur eyes and look at the sun
Guy1: oh thanks My corona is cured
magic liquid that makes every kind of moving object look like a hot girl. side affects may include:
1. waking up next to an ugly girl 2. waking up next to a really ugly girl 3. waking up next to a man
4. waking up next to a tree with a small hole in it
5. waking up next to a combination of the four
Oh man what a night! I actully screwed cameron diaz! it was so good! Why is there corona bottles all over the room? And what the hell is this tree doing here?
Lamar: Wassup can a Loo come up in yo crib?
Franklin: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar: Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin' with. nigga...
Franklin: *Drinks a nice cold Corona*