Clepard 

The opposite of a cougar. A young person who is sexually interested in an older person.

"Are you really dating that guy? He's like 15 years older than you... You're such a clepard

Clepard by Gavin456b February 10, 2020

Cletard 

A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.

Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.

Cletard by Rossababy February 4, 2009

Cleardo 

When someone gets so much clarity they become too wierd for regular life.

Bro, careful with the shrooms, might become a cleardo

Cleardo by Captainaloha808 July 5, 2020

cleptard 

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

cleptard by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

Cleptard 

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

Cleptard by christierose June 9, 2009

Cleppards 

West Cumbrian (Whitehaven) name for big ears.

His cleppards were that big, if the wind blew he'd take off.

Oi Cleppard, come here !

Cleppards by Ex Whitehaven lass Cumbria August 1, 2021