soberist 

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

soberist by tossayo November 2, 2008

Soberist 

The most pathetic human beings on earth. They believe in soberism and stopping ganja's ways.

I can't believe Luke tapped out on the blunt. He's such a soberist

Soberist by Nguyenchominh October 25, 2017

most soberest game 

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.

Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

most soberest game by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012

Soberish 

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.

Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.

Soberish by bocharo January 5, 2011

soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003

semi-soberish 

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.

oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.

semi-soberish by gfunk406 June 9, 2011

Soberiety 

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

Soberiety by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010