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roofiagra 

The male-attacking version of roofies. As we all know, when a man is heavily drunk or sedated he cannot pitch a tent to save his life, so women have created a hybrid that combines it with viagra to leave the man helpless to the woman's every sexual desire
Stacy that roofie you gave me last night left my man limp as a noodle, do you have any roofiagra?
roofiagra by Poppa Tee July 24, 2010
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Roofagra 

A roofagra is a cocktail mix of rohypnol (Roofies) and viagra. It is mixed in a drink and used to make a man pass out. With the viagra added, he is unconscious with a boner that a woman can fuck. This creative mixture makes it possible for a woman to date rape a man. Especially when the woman wants the guy, but can't get him. You know the one I'm talking about; the crazy and often suicidal woman who talks to you at work every time you get off your chair to get a drink of water. She is usually ugly, once divorced and has a strong desire for sex after she ran out of patience with masturbation. In reality, she is dangerous and all the dildos in her S&M closet will not satisfy her urge to fuck you. When she calls you constantly even after the police have been called, it's time to throw away your booze and NEVER leave a drink away from your peripheral vision because she will give you a roofagra.
Jake woke up with a bad taste in his mouth, but felt fresh in the morning, seeing he didn't have enough to drink, he is in an unfamiliar bed and has a butthole that hasn't been stretched, he knew his drink was laced with roofagra.
Roofagra by Baldr57 June 6, 2010
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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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